Missed this announcement yesterday because I took the day off of the internet, but these are my exact wedding flowers and I’m ALL sorts of excited about them.
Still have a lot of shit going on over here, boys and girls. (This is not a complainy post. This is true life: Wednesday.)
- Haven’t put up the Christmas tree yet because there is no time. This makes me sad because I love Christmas lights.
- Working REALLY long days because it’s our busy season and they pay me a lot of money to work really long days. Cue the Britney Spears.
- All of my (aforementioned) money is going toward paying wedding vendors and it’s depressing. We all know that renting teaspoons and butter knives is a goddamn racket.
- Taking hilarious engagement pics tonight and I look like I haven’t slept in weeks and then been dragged through a dirty girl mud run course due to the no time issue. Also haven’t washed my hair in 3 days, so PRETTY excited to see how these turn out.
+ I’m wearing a winter hat at work today (due to the hair SITUATION) and everyone has been real nice about it. See fancy work bathroom selfie below:
Have you ever been to earth? On earth, we use the word “burrito” to describe a tortilla filled with things you eat. Pre…
This is the funniest thing I’ve read in DAYS. Might also be delirious from work.
Sorry tumblr, but I saw Catching Fire last night and this had to happen. HELLO.
But seriously. That and Cards Against Humanity. Happy Thanksgiving! Let’s drink things and play inappropriate family card games!
"What do you mean you don’t own a hairbrush?"
Bahaha, true story, I use a hairbrush maaaaaaaybe twice a year. Wide tooth comb for lyfe (and for showers only), yo.
Is this too ambitious for a Thanksgiving dessert? Keep in mind that I have the propensity to mess up a bagged salad.