January 2012
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“Edward Lewis: So what happens after he climbs up and rescues her?
Vivian: She...”
– Pretty Woman is on ABC Family and this line makes me smile.
December 2011
38 posts
blog search terms this week via analytics:
cute raccoons
a-ha black and wite song from family guy (sic)
Jimmy Dugan
inappropriate orange peel
knock knock cinnabon jokes
where will life take me on
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Barring the last one, these searches are pretty much the embodiment of my blog. Not even apologizing.
“Living well is the best revenge.”
– George Herbert
- I’m not feeling very talkative today, but I did want to say this.
Oh lord, Tebow.
“I tell you, if you’re not a believer coming into this game you have to be now.”
No, idiot announcer, you don’t. Tebow didn’t kick either of the 50+ yard field goals. He didn’t hold the Bears to 10 points. He didn’t push Barber out of bounds or cause his fumble. And of course his completions go up in the 4th because they’re ALWAYS losing. And...
Yikes. Overheard:
Qdoba employee: Good afternoon, Qdoba, how can I help you? No, we do not have lasagna. Well, we are a Mexican food restaurant. We have tacos, burritos, quesadillas... yes, exactly. No, we don't have crepes. No, I said Mexican food. Well, I don't think crepes are Mexican, I think they are French. Well, I'm not sure, but we don't serve them. I have no idea where an Italian or French restaurant is located. Yes, we do take orders to go. Would you like to order something? No? Okay, then have a great day.
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Attn: officemates-
Just because a tattoo is visible - doesn’t mean you have to comment on it.
It never fails that if I’m wearing an outfit that exposes my forearm (GASP!) someone in my office will feel the need to call my attention to it.
Here’s what it always sounds like:
Yes, that’s a real tattoo. No, it didn’t hurt. I can’t believe I have one either. No, it’s not...
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On Trust
It’s always been interesting to me that trust seems to be something that is assumed right away in a relationship. You don’t earn it, or have to work for it, it’s just there.
Like starting a game with points on the board, there’s a baseline level of trust that comes with every new relationship. Basically, the way it goes is that you trust the other person until they give...
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