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(not exactly bicoastal, but I'm working on it.)

my life goal is to appear on either Jeopardy or Wheel of Fortune.

i do crosswords on the regular.

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    I need these. I will...everywhere in Lincoln. Everywhere.

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    I would do this, minus the keying.

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    Although I have my moments of non kosher parking…this is still funny and quite useful…when its not me.

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    I need a stack solely for the Whole Foods parking lot. The number of times I’ve been unable to get back in my vehicle...

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    chicago. lakeview. ali, you want

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    OMGOMGOMG I’ve been meaning...make these and pass them out to the assholes

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    assholes who park in town, especially around the college campus need...serious reminder.

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